Category: meme


>100 things about me

>I’ve seen it done on many blogs.. but honestly I’ve been too lazy to write one. I have extra time today and really want to write a blog.. so here goes.

1. I love the color blue.. any shade really… I always have and have no idea why I’m so drawn to it.
2. Traveling is one of my favorite things to do.. I just don’t get to do it enough. There are so many places I want to see before I die… Italy is at the top of that list.
3. I have 2 children from a previous relationship. As of right now we have no plans on having anymore.
4. I’m a cake decorator. I absolutely love it… I’ve always been fascinated by it but never thought I would one day end up doing it. I hope to one day open my own shop.
5. I live in the Northwest… and LOVE it. I have lived down south and in the northeast and would not pick to live anywhere else.
6. I love the sound of rain falling on the roof and ground. It soothing and erotic at the same time.
7. I love rough sex (like you didn’t know that already). It gets me going like no other.
8. I lost my virginity at the age of 15 on Valentine’s Day.
9. I don’t drink much anymore but have lots of drunken stories to tell.
10. I like to bake and cook.. bake more so than the other. I don’t get to do it that often though and end up doing tons of it during the holidays.
11. I have 2 half brothers and 2 half sisters from my Dad and 2 half brothers from my Mom that I never speak to. They are all much older than me… the closest one is 14 years older than me.
12. I am not as active in the BDSM community as I would like. We are working on that.
13. I have never been to a play party and am sure that I would feel very intimidated.
14. My favorite food is chicken alfredo… hence why I love going to the Olive Garden.
15. My birthday is very important to me. I always build them up in my head so I’m generally let down. I try hard not to do this… but I can’t help myself.
16. I’m a list maker… I make lists at work.. for grocery shopping… for what needs to get done… for vacations. It helps to see my thought process down on paper… and be able to mark things off.
17. I like to vacuum… and hate to do dishes.
18. Ben introduced me to poker.. and I really enjoy it.. even if I’m not that great at it. I wouldn’t stand a chance at a casino.
19. Speaking of which.. I am not a gambler.. I can’t see throwing away money that I worked hard for even for the chance I could win more.
20. I started learning to drive when I was 9 years old. My mom taught me to shift the gear shift. I was behind the wheel at 12… we didn’t live in a city.
21. Being flogged and spanked grounds me. Sometimes I need it to feel not so bratty.
22. I love taking pictures even if I’m not so good at it. I wish I had an eye for fantastic pictures.
23. I enjoy writing… I used to write poetry in high school.
24. I used to play the flute when I was in school. I was 2nd chair almost the whole time. I was in the marching band too… but probably couldn’t play anymore.
25. Stand-up comedy is one of my favorite things to watch and hear. I love laughing.
26. I am not ticklish.. many have tried and failed.
27. My biological father died when I was 20. He and I were not close but I was deeply affected by his passing.
28. Ben is my best friend… I have never trusted a man like I trust him.
29. I’m a bit of a tv show junkie… and because a bit obsessive over them.
30. Music is important to me.. there is always a song that will fit the mood I am in… whether it be a relaxed or partying mood.
31. I have been to two other countries besides the one I live in… Canada and Mexico.
32. Sometimes I think I am a sexaholic… I think of sex most of my day and never pass up the opportunity to have it.
33. Chocolate is awesome… I love being able to go to Godiva and buy truffles… I can’t remember the last time I did that.
34. I married Ben in Vegas…. and no… not at a drive thru chapel…. It was one of the best days of my life and would not change a thing about it.
35. I love candles… the way the smell.. the glow that comes from them… the mood they can set.
36. My favorite movie is a chick flick.. but I dont care. Its Legends of the Fall.
37. I cry at movies and tv shows.. I try to hide it.. but Ben always knows when I tear up.
38. My toenails are always painted during the summer.. but never pink.
39. I like to swim and miss being able to do so with our long drawn out winters.
40. I have only truly loved two men in my life.
41. Scrabble is one of my favorite games… I have a dictionary that is devoted just to that game that I call my bible.
42. I love the way my husband smells…. his scent is intoxicating. I have never ever been affected by a man like that and I love it.
43. Kissing is one of the best things ever. I love how it takes on different forms… from the sweet soft pecks to the intense passionate make outs.
44. I am addicted to reading blogs. I don’t know what it is about them… but I can’t get enough.
45. We have three cats… Piggy, Brandi, and Sammie (aka Lil’ Wee). I love them all and each has their own distinct personality.
46. I find that I will find something and be obsessive about it for a while then just completely stop doing it… like darts… or playing the Wii..
47. I love snow but could not live somewhere that it snowed all winter long.
48. I like drinking coffee… but it has to be sweet coffee… and flavored… Starbucks is my friend.
49. I think I have an oral fetish… I love going down.
50. I am close to having my AA in business but will probably never finish it.
51. I am a lurker more than anything… I lurk on blogs and Fetlife… mostly because I have nothing to say to what they say… though I wish I did.
52. Going to munches have made me realize how unexperienced I still am after being active for three years.
53. I have come a long way in my life and vaguely remember the girl I once was.
54. I love to shop… but am very picky on what I do actually purchase.
55. Hot showers and baths are theraputic to my soul. I love how it will wash away all the stress I have.
56. I wish I enjoyed wine… I’m jealous of people that have aquired a taste for it.
57. As sad as this is… I feel lost without my cell phone.
58. I don’t send out Christmas cards… I think they are a waste of time… but do give them out to my co-workers.
59. Despite it being Ben’s favorite holiday.. I am not a fan of Halloween.
60. I have never driven a sports car… I would love to… but I’m sure I’d find a lot of trouble in one.
61. I still look at my engagement and wedding rings and smile… just like I had just got them.
62. I love lotion… and have many favorites.
63. I always change into lazy clothes when I get home.. I want to be relaxed when Im there.
64. I would like to retire in my 50’s but am sure that won’t happen.
65. I have been friends with my oldest friend for 15 years.
66. I have lived in the same house going on 6 years in July.
67. This is more difficult than I thought… finding things about yourself is harder than it looks!
68. I am a creature of habit… we have the same routines for getting up and going to sleep every day. We rarely ever deviate from that.
69. Change and me are not friends. I don’t like change one bit… I get stuck in my ways.
70. I am proud to be an American… and always will be.
71. I am not religious at all… I do not believe in god or that their is a higher being. I did not come to this conclusion lightly…. it was over many years of weighing it in my mind.
72. I was raised Southern Baptist.
73. None of my grandparents are living.
74. My first car was a Dodge 600 SE in which I paid $400 for. I had that car for almost 2 years.
75. I got chicken pox at almost 18 years old… I still have scars from it.
76. I have never broken a bone in my body.
77. I have one tattoo… its on my left shoulder. Its a Chinese symbol that means pleasure. I would like to get one below it that means passion.
78. My favorite season of the year is Fall. I love the crispness of the air… the changing colors on the leaves… its just a great time of the year.
79. I am not a morning person… I hate getting out of bed.
80. I do not sleep well without Ben next to me.
81. I am a task oriented worker….. I don’t mind doing customer service but deep down prefer to just be left to what Im doing.
82. As a child I only went on one real vacation… and so I try very hard to make sure my children get to vacation often.
83. We have flannel sheets on our bed right now.
84. I have a bit of a lead foot when it comes to driving… I got 3 tickets within 2 months when I was 18… opps.
85. My favorite flower is a calla lily… doesn’t matter the color.
86. I do not watch sports.
87. I prefer to be cold than hot… you can only take off so many clothes before you’re naked and still hot.
88. I have never been arrested.
89. My first job was at a fireworks store.. it was way fun.
90. I have never experienced an earthquake or valcano eruption. I have on the other hand lived through a hurricane, tornado, and flood.
91. I find historic stuff fascinating… I’ve always wanted to see the Mayan temples…. the arcitecture in Rome… the Great Wall of China.
92. I had my first white Christmas this past year.
93. I still look at my wedding pictures… they were amazing.
94. I have been quite the heart breaker… and I don’t know how I do it… because I certainly don’t mean to.
95. I have always loved the Little Mermaid… I can still watch it and it not get old.
96. I would like to learn how to snowboard or ski.
97. I do not enjoy yard work… I don’t like to get out and work in a flower garden.
98. I grew up in southern Alabama… I don’t miss the humid summers… but do miss the beaches.
99. No, I don’t have an accent… just a few accented words.
100. I can never pick a favorite song… I like too many of them to narrow it down to one.

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>would you rather….

>I found this meme on Ms. Inconspicuous’s blog… enjoy!

1. Would you rather be stranded on an island alone or with someone you dislike/don’t get along with?
Alone for sure.. there is no way I could spend forever with someone that drove me nuts on an island… I think I might end up hurting someone.. and it wouldn’t be me

2. Would you rather accidentally walk in on your parents having sex or have them walk in on you?
Oh geez. I say… be walked in on.. there is NO way I want to see my parents having sex.. that just is too much for me to handle. BUT to be all honest, I really don’t think they have sex that often anymore.

3. Would you rather be snapped by paparazzi during a nipple slip or while exiting a car with out any underwear?
Totally a nipple slip… the chances of the latter are more possible I suppose since I never wear panties… but whatever.. but then again.. I don’t wear skirts either…

4. Would you rather not have sex for two years or not be able to use the Internet for two years?
Oh my. Hands down I’d have to give up the internet… and we all know just how hard that would be… I’m quite addicted to it…. *hangs head in shame* But there is no way in hell I could go two years without sex… I go nuts after two days… I’d never make it. I mean, I’ve not even went two months without sex since I lost my virginity- k.. that sounds bad.

5. Would you rather find true love or 1 million dollars?
As much as I’d love to have a million dollars… it does make one happy… course, it sure does make life with love so much easier… but to choose between the two… love wins every time.

Bonus (as in optional): If you had to choose *one* sexual position for the rest of your life, what would it be? Why?
Heh… Doggy… no question about it… I love seeing my husband when we have sex.. but there is something about him taking me from behind that just drives me wild. I could do that forever for the rest of my life and be perfectly happy!

>TMI Meme

>I stole this from Lalana. Seriously.. this is long… so get comfortable.

Things to do before I die
1. See Italy and Tahiti
2. Open my own cake shop
3. See my kids graduate high school
4. Buy a home
5. Celebrate our 50th anniversary. (stole that one!)
6.
7.

Things I cannot do
1.Despite what I think… I cannot sing that well
2. Seem to go the speed limit
3. Forgive two people from my past
4. Perform brain surgery
5. Put up with idiots.. seriously
6. Throw a ball for crap
7. Be blatantly mean to people

Things I say most often
1. Love you
2. Knock it off!
3. Dumbass.
4. Seriously?
5. Thank you for calling XXX XXX Bakery… this is Sierra, how may I help you?
6. Right on
7. What a moron

Books I love
1. Time Enough For Love
2. Firestarter
3. Twilight
4. New Moon
5. Eclipse
6. Flowers for Algernon
7. The House by the Lake

Movies I could watch over and over
1. Legends of the Fall
2. Ladder 49
3. The Little Mermaid
4. A Walk in the Clouds
5. Clue
6. Ocean’s Eleven
7. A Knight’s Tale

All-time albums (good lord!)
1. Buckcherry- 15
2. Staind- Chapter IV
3. Rascal Flatts- Me and My Gang
4. Evanescence- Fallen
5. Hinder- Extreme Behavior
6. Boston- Greatest Hits
7. Alanis Morissette- Jagged Little Pill

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40 Questions….

My uncle once: embarrassed the crap out of me while driving down the interstate

Never in my life: will I not be a Mom

When I was five: I sat on my birthday cake on accident

High School was: all right.

I will never forget: to always be myself

I once met: someone famous in an airport

There’s this girl I know who: stabbed me in the back… several times

Once, at a bar: I got so drunk I could barely walk out.

By noon, I’m usually: halfway through my work day

Last night: my ex touched me…. shudders

If I only had: more time and money

Next time I go to church: I’m sure I’ll be dead… cause I’ll be damned if I go in a church again

Terry Shiavo: had such a sad life

What worries me most: being poor and not being able to provide for myself and family

When I turn my head left, I see: Ben 🙂

When I turn my head right, I see: my oldest daughter

You know I’m lying when: I say: “no, thats fine”

What I miss most about the eighties: is… um…. I’ll get back to ya

By this time next year: I hope we’re closer to paying off our debt (and be done paying on my car!)

A better name for me would be: crazy bitch

I have a hard time understanding: a lot of things in this world

If I ever go back to school, I’ll: surprised

You know I like you if: I make an effort to call/text/hang out with you

If I ever won an award, the first person I’d thank would be: three people.. Ben and the girls.

Darwin, Mozart, Slim Pickens & Geraldine Ferraro: who cares

Take my advice, never: pass up a chance of a lifetime

My ideal breakfast is: scrambled eggs, hash browns, sausage, and biscuits

A song I love, but do not own is: ummmmmmmmmmm

If you visit my hometown, I suggest: be ready to sit in traffic

Tulips, character flaws, microchips & stars: sigh

Why won’t people: quit worrying about everyone’s business but their own

If you spend the night at my house: have a kitten attacking your feet

I’d stop my wedding for: pretty much nothing

The world could do without: pedophiles

I’d rather lick the belly of a cockroach than: die (dramatic huh?)

My favorite blonde is: my youngest daughter

Paper clips are more useful than: my fingers

If I do anything well, it’s: complain

And by the way: I’m ready for this to be done!

UNIQUE

1. Nervous habits ? fidgeting with anything in my hands
2. Are you double jointed – nope
3. Can you roll your tongue – Nope
4. Can you raise one eyebrow at a time ? yes but it takes a lot of effort… I’m no Rock
5. Can you blow spit bubbles ? yeah.. but do I want to?
6. Can you cross your eyes ? Yes
7. Tattoos ? 1
8. Piercing – 0
9. Do you make your bed daily ? nope… well unless you count when Ben flips the covers at night to straighten them out

CLOTHES

10. Which shoe goes on first ? whichever I grab first.
11. Speaking of shoes, have you ever thrown one at anyone? ? I dont think so
12. On the average, how much money do you carry ? usually no more than $20
13. What jewelry do you wear 24/7 ? wedding and engagement rings, heart shaped key necklace
14. Favorite piece of clothing ? the skull jammie pants I stole from Ben….

FOOD

15. Do you twirl your spaghetti or cut it ? Cut it
16. Have you ever eaten Spam ? Please dont make me relive that
17. Do you use extra salt on your food? nope
18. How many cereals in your cabinet – I think 4
19. What’s your favorite beverage ? Kiwi Straw Propel or Diet Cherry Pepsi
20. What’s your favorite fast food restaurant – Jack-in-the-Crack
21. Do you cook? most every night

GROOMING

22. How often do you brush your teeth ? twice a day
23. Hair drying method – usually air dries
24. Have you ever colored/highlighted your hair -yeah.. not in a while though

MANNERS

25. Do you swear ? heh.. does the wind blow?
26. Do you ever spit ? not really… Im a swallower hehe

FAVORITE

27. Animal ? cats
28. Food ? chicken alfredo
29. Month ? May
30. Day ? Sunday
31. Cartoon ? tv? or movie????
32. Shoe brand ? Adidas
33. Subject in school ? English
34. Color ? blue.. hands down
35. Sport – none… not a big sports person.
36. TV shows ? oh here we go…. Heroes, Smallville, House, Prison Break, Stargate Atlantis, Battlestar Gallactica (the new one), Nip/Tuck
37. Thing to do in the spring? enjoy the fresh air
38. Thing to do in the summer – swim
39. Thing to do in the autumn – cuddle on the couch with Ben
40. Thing to do in the winter? cuddle on the couch still

IN AND AROUND

41. In the CD player ? Buckcherry
42. Person you talk most on the phone with? Ben
43. Reading? nothing right now 44. Do you regularly check yourself out in store windows/mirrors? nope 45. What color is your bedroom? white.. sigh . 46. Do you use an alarm clock? yep. 47. Window seat or aisle – Window.

DUMB

48. What’s your sleeping position – kinda halfway between stomach and side
49. Even in hot weather do you use a blanket ? usually
50. Do you snore ? only when Im sick
51. Do you sleepwalk ? I did when I was a kid
52. Do you talk in your sleep – yep

53. Do you sleep with stuffed animals ? no
54. How about with the light on ? nope
55. Do you fall asleep with the TV or radio on ? not anymore
56. Last interesting person you met ? ummm I’ve met a lot of interesting people lately

MORE STUFF

2 names you go by: Baby and Momma
2 parts of your heritage: Native American and um.. well I think I might have some Cajun in me
2 things that scare you: dying alone and heights
2 of your everyday essentials: sleep and water
2 things you are wearing right now: Nike workout pants and gold tshirt
2 stars you are currently crushing on: Im not
2 of your favorite musical artists (at the moment): Staind and Buckcherry
2 favorite songs (at the moment): Sorry and Everything Changes

2 CD’s played in your car (at the moment): I listened to Hinder and Buckcherry today
2 things you want in a relationship (other than real love): trust and honesty
2 truths: I’ve only been in love two times. I feel things deeply… I love deeply and hate deeply.
2 physical things that appeal to you (in the opposite sex): eyes and butt
2 of your favorite hobbies (aside from scrapbooking): sex (haha) and writing
2 of your worst vices: eating junk food and complaining
2 things you want really badly: to not worry about money and to vacation more often
2 places you want to go on vacation: Italy and Tahiti
2 things you want to do before you die: See Europe and watch my kids grow up
2 ways that you want to be remembered: As a good wife and mother
2 things you are thinking about right now: Im seriously tired and I think its time to get off here
2 stores you shop at: Walmart and Ross

All I have to say is THANK GOODNESS!!!

>guess I’m it

>Apparently I was tagged…. much thanks to
kitten

The Rules-
* Link to your tagger and list these rules on your blog.
* Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog – some random, some weird.
* Tag 7 people at the end of your post by leaving their names as well as links to their blog.
* Let them know they have been tagged by leaving a comment on their blog.

1. I have strange eating habits. For example… when I eat a bagel (like a cheddar cheese bagel) I eat the outside skin of it… then eat the inside. Or… I eat sandwiches and hamburgers in a circle so that my last bite is always a yummy one.

2. I use Crest with Scope toothpaste. Apparently Ben did too even before we met… it was fate I tell ya lol.

3. I’ve only skinny dipped once. I was 18… it was in a lake in Alabama (where I grew up) with two of my closest friends.

4. When I was in labor with my oldest child… I watched Wes Craven’s New Nightmare… when I was in labor with my youngest…. I watched Nip/Tuck…. I’m weird like that.

5. My first cd I ever owned was Mariah Carey’s Musicbox (shudders).

6. Im huge on table manners… smacking at the table… just drives me nuts… its rude.

7. When I was 5 I used to watch the Wizard of Oz every single day… and now… I can’t even think of watching that movie… it just annoys me.

And now its time for me to tag people… lets hope I can come up with seven people lol.

Mina and Sylvanus

Nibblybits

Oh man… I cant! Half the blogs I read I don’t comment on… it would be weird…. should I still do it??????

>sex meme

>This is my first meme. I stole it from http://danaewhispering.blogspot.com/

I really need to learn how to use a word as a link instead of using the link…. I will look into it.

The first time I heard about sex, I thought it was…curious. I’m sure I heard about sex before the first time I actually remember hearing about it… of course… I was young.. and wanted to know all about it.


My first experience with self stimulation was…
young. After I figured it out.. I took every chance I could to do it.

The furthest I have ever gone in a parked car was…all the way. I remember one time… I had sex with this guy.. and he was horrible.. and very… shall we say.. not endowed. I ended up getting a rug burn on my knee from the carpet on the door. Horrible.

The first method of contraception I ever used was… condoms.

When a man tells me a dirty joke, it usually makes me…laugh. I love a good dirty joke. BUT I guess I would blush as well if I thought the guy was attractive.

The first time I had an orgasm, I thought I was…in heaven. I was probably a year into my sex life before a partner gave me one.

The grossest person I have ever shared a bed with was… well… I cant actually remember his name… but yeah… he was a friend of a friend…

The rottenest thing I ever did to escape having sex was…moved away from him and then got up… telling him I wasn’t ready. I just didn’t really want to do it.

The excuse I most often hear for not making love is… that his back hurts. He has a extra vertebrate in his back… and it always hurts him. He doesn’t bust that stuff out often though.. he has to be in a lot of pain to say that.

My favorite method of flirting is……words and body language.. eyes and smile and such.

The most I have ever “come on” with a girlfriend’s man was… well never. I dont flirt with another girl’s man.

I believe I am dressed the sexiest when I am wearing… a great pair of jeans and a cute top… orrrr just a pair of panties.

If I ever surprised my man in the act of self-stimulation, I would probably…
watch! I love that stuff!

If I were to describe male sexual equipment in one word, it would have to be…fun 🙂

The thought of making love to two men at the same time really makes me… wonder what it would be like.

If I were to estimate how often I fantasize about making love to a strange man, it would be…not very much. It doesn’t appeal to me much to be taken by a stranger… I like a connection to be present.

If my friends all decided to skinny dip, I would probably…be hesitant to join.. but give me a few drinks.. I’m good to go.

If my mate and I were sharing a hotel room with another couple who started to make love, I would … get verrryyy turned on.

If on a first date the subject of birth control came up, I would…talk about it…. if you can’t talk about that kind of stuff, you have no business having sex at all.

While making love to my mate, I sometimes fantasize about… past experiences we’ve had… but I do tend to like being in the moment more.

If a stripper gave me the opportunity to remove his/her last piece of clothing I would…be a little intimidated.

If I were to wear a costume to make love, I would dress as…a naughty schoolgirl.

If my lover agreed to wear a costume of my choice before making love, I would choose…probably nothing… I’m not a big fan of costumes.

The wildest sexual aid I have ever used was… nothing that wild…at least to me. Wild is in perception…

The most pleasure I have ever had with a foreign object was…my vibrator… its yellow… and I named her Sunshine, because she makes me smile (hehe)

The last sexual request I refused was…-honestly, I cant remember. I rarely refuse to do something.

The last sexual request someone refused me was…being able to suck Ben’s cock… but he just wanted me to want it more. I ended up getting what I wanted.

The thought of making love during pregnancy makes me… glad those days are over!

The thought of making love during “that time of the month” leaves me… also glad.. that I rarely have that time of the month anymore (thank goodness for IUDs)

My favorite fantasy involving a hot tub is… non existent now. Been there, done that… not that exciting.

My favorite fantasy involving a romantic location is…being on a tropical beach some where in a beach house… on like the balcony under the moon light… making love… and laying under the stars

My favorite fantasy involving a famous man is… also non existent. I don’t fantasize about famous people.

My favorite fantasy involving a man I know (who isn’t my mate) is… actually sometimes involved with Ben.. he is an old F buddy of mine… that I imagine him watching Ben and I or vice versa.

My favorite fantasy involving a woman I know is…replaying experiences with a past lover or two.

The last time a man tried to pick me up was…hmmm I don’t know….does online count? Oh.. a couple months ago at work…

My favorite fantasy involving sex in a public place is…again replying experiences I have had in public places.

The most public place I ever made love was…on the beach.. which sounds fun… but not as great as I though.

When I finally lost my virginity, I was….15.. almost 16… seems like ages ago now.

I think the maximum number of men I am physically capable of making love to in a single day is… quite a few… I guess I’d have to see… though that doesn’t really seem like something I’d want to do.

I really like having a tongue stuck in my…mouth

I really hate having a tongue stuck in (between) my…toes but I also am not a fan of tongue in my ear. It makes my skin crawl!