>I haven’t blogged much lately. I know this…. and feel really guilty about it. It’s not that I don’t want to blog.. its just that I don’t have anything to say… and the things I have to write about.. well.. they are things that are kind of hard to do so.

See a lot is going on with ME. Lots of things that aren’t that sexy to hear about… so if you don’t want to hear about it… stop here… like I said… not so fun.

About two weeks ago Ben and I were having sex… he had already came and was working on giving me one last orgasm. The build was fantastic and the peak even more so, the only thing was… right after the orgasm ended and I was in the bliss state of coming down… he busts out with “is the string supposed to be this long?!” (to my IUD). I, of course, panicked. I went and checked the string and sure enough it was too long… by like three inches. This was a Tuesday night.

So the next day I set up an appointment for Thursday morning. I went in…. before she checked I asked her if I could possibly be pregnant.. she said yes. So she did the exam, said that the IUD looked like it was in place and snipped the string.

She told me to get a pg test at the lab and set up an ultrasound for the following Monday to double check the placement. I took the pg test and headed back to work. They told me the results would be in within thirty minutes.. I waited a little over a hour.

I called and waited on hold for a while… when they answered… it was negative but that it was diluted… to come in to do a morning test. I said screw that and bought my own test… negative.

On Monday I went to my ultrasound that really, really sucked. The technician couldn’t tell me anything. What I could see… LOOKED good but what do I really know?

I waited till Wednesday to call… and left a message. I got a call that afternoon.. saying everything was okay, that the IUD had just settled. They normally like the placement to be at the top of the uterus.. but that it was all right.

That was a HUGE relief…. until Monday night.

Once again… we had sex… and the string… is long again…

So I check it… and guess what.. the fucking thing COMES OUT. Now I can’t get it replaced for another month… give me a freaking break!

So yeah.. that is where we are… and it sucks.. and its been trying… and stressful. I hate not having sex.. its driving me nuts. So off to other options besides condoms… cause those suck.

So yeah.. nothing fun and sexy to talk about…